Sorry, I Only Date Land Food.
Sorry, I Only Date Land Food.
It's not that you have high standards. It's that your standards are very specifically land-based, and you've been upfront about it from the start.
The Sorry, I Only Date Land Food tee is for the selective eater with a very clear type: if it grazed, it's in. If it swam, it's out. No situationships with salmon. No entanglements with eel. Just a committed, loving relationship with chicken, beef, and the occasional pulled pork sandwich.
Soft 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, available in 9 colors and sizes XS–3XL. Witty graphic that'll get a laugh from everyone at the table — especially the people who keep pushing the lobster bisque.
The perfect funny foodie gift for the picky eater who is actually not picky at all, just very specifically into land food.
Size Guide — Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Prefer a looser look? Size up.