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Born to Graze, Forced to Seafood. -
Current Mood: Burger Barracuda -
I Came. I Saw. I Ordered Chicken. | Landatarian Tee -
I Don't Eat Anything That Swims | Landatarian Tee -
Keep Your Ocean Snacks. I'm a Landatarian. | Tee -
Landatarian Diet: All Beef, Zero Reef. -
Landatarian Social Club | Turf Over Surf Tee -
No Bait. Just Brisket. -
No Fins. No Shells. No Problem. | Landatarian Tee -
Proud Landatarian | No Fins, No Shells, Just Land Food Tee -
Seafood? I'm Shore I'll Pass. | Landatarian Tee -
Seafood? I'm With Cow -
Sorry, I Only Date Land Food. -
Surf? Pass. Turf? Yes. | Landatarian Tee
