Born to Graze, Forced to Seafood.
Born to Graze, Forced to Seafood.
Some of us were born to roam the open fields, graze the land, and commune with cows. Then someone put a shrimp in front of us and expected gratitude. No thanks.
The Born to Graze, Forced to Seafood tee is for the land-food loyalist who endures every beach restaurant menu with quiet dignity and a side of steak. Wear it proudly at the cookout, the fish fry you didn't want to attend, or literally anywhere land food is served.
Made from soft, 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit — because comfort is a land-food value. Available in 9 colors and sizes XS–3XL. Printed on demand, just for you.
The perfect funny food gift for the meat lover, BBQ enthusiast, or anyone who has ever been personally victimized by a seafood platter.
Size Guide — Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Prefer a looser look? Size up.