Keep Your Ocean Snacks. I'm a Landatarian. | Tee
Keep Your Ocean Snacks. I'm a Landatarian. | Tee
Thank you for the offer. Truly. The shrimp look lovely. But no.
The Keep Your Ocean Snacks tee is for the Landatarian who handles every seafood offering with grace, humor, and a very clear dietary boundary. You're not rude about it — you're just principled. The ocean is great for swimming. Terrible for dinner.
Made from soft 100% ring-spun cotton in a unisex cut that pairs perfectly with any land-based meal. Available in 9 colors, sizes XS–3XL, printed on demand so every shirt is fresh and crisp.
The perfect funny foodie gift for anyone who has ever had to politely decline a seafood platter for the 47th time this summer.
Size Guide — Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Prefer a looser look? Size up.