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The ocean called. You let it go to voicemail.
Shell No, Steak Yes is the credo of anyone who has stood at a seafood buffet, looked it dead in the eye, and walked straight to the carving station. This hoodie wears your priorities on both the front AND the back — because your commitment to land food deserves full coverage.
Built cozy, built heavy, built for someone who knows exactly what they want on their plate (and it's not coming from the sea).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• 8.0 oz/yd² heavyweight feel
• Kangaroo pocket & adjustable drawcord hood
• Unisex relaxed fit — true to size
Shell No, Steak Yes. — Unisex Hoodie
$49.99
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$49.99
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Shell No, Steak Yes is the credo of anyone who has stood at a seafood buffet, looked it dead in the eye, and walked straight to the carving station. This hoodie wears your priorities on both the front AND the back — because your commitment to land food deserves full coverage.
Built cozy, built heavy, built for someone who knows exactly what they want on their plate (and it's not coming from the sea).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• 8.0 oz/yd² heavyweight feel
• Kangaroo pocket & adjustable drawcord hood
• Unisex relaxed fit — true to size
Size Guide — Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26.5 |
| M | 22 | 27.5 |
| L | 24 | 28.5 |
| XL | 26 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31.5 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Want an oversized look? Size up one.