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Fins? Hard pass. Claws? Absolutely not. If it lives underwater, it has no business being on your plate — and this hoodie makes sure everyone knows it.
Crafted from a thick, cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a roomy kangaroo pocket, this is the official uniform for skipping the surf and doubling down on the turf. Bold Landatarian artwork on both the front and back means there's no hiding your dietary convictions.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• 8.0 oz/yd² heavyweight feel
• Kangaroo pocket & adjustable drawcord hood
• Unisex relaxed fit — true to size
If It Swims, I Skip It. — Unisex Hoodie
$49.99
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Crafted from a thick, cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a roomy kangaroo pocket, this is the official uniform for skipping the surf and doubling down on the turf. Bold Landatarian artwork on both the front and back means there's no hiding your dietary convictions.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• 8.0 oz/yd² heavyweight feel
• Kangaroo pocket & adjustable drawcord hood
• Unisex relaxed fit — true to size
Size Guide — Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26.5 |
| M | 22 | 27.5 |
| L | 24 | 28.5 |
| XL | 26 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31.5 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Want an oversized look? Size up one.