Net Zero Seafood. Maximum Bacon. — Unisex Hoodie
Net Zero Seafood. Maximum Bacon. — Unisex Hoodie
Reducing your seafood footprint to absolute zero. Maximizing your bacon intake to unprecedented levels. This is not a compromise — this is a lifestyle philosophy.
Net Zero Seafood. Maximum Bacon. It's practically an environmental policy, if the environment you care about is your dinner table. This heavyweight hoodie lets the world know you've done the math and the answer is always: more bacon, less fish.
Cozy, thick, and unapologetic — just like your carnivore convictions.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• 8.0 oz/yd² heavyweight feel
• Kangaroo pocket & adjustable drawcord hood
• Unisex relaxed fit — true to size
Size Guide — Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26.5 |
| M | 22 | 27.5 |
| L | 24 | 28.5 |
| XL | 26 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31.5 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Want an oversized look? Size up one.