Seafood? I'm Shore I'll Pass. | Landatarian Tee
Seafood? I'm Shore I'll Pass. | Landatarian Tee
The shore is beautiful. The sunset is stunning. The clam chowder is right there and it smells great. And still — firmly, politely, with a smile — I'll pass.
The Seafood? I'm Shore I'll Pass. tee is for the land-food loyalist who can appreciate a beach trip without once reconsidering their dietary principles. Shore. Sure. Either spelling, same answer: no thank you. You've got a burger to get back to.
Soft 100% ring-spun cotton, unisex fit, available in 9 colors and sizes XS–3XL. A punny, bold graphic that keeps the mood light even when the lobster bibs come out.
A hilarious beach gift for the land-food lover in your life — the one who shows up to every seafood restaurant and orders the steak.
Size Guide — Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements in inches. For best fit, measure your chest at the fullest point. Prefer a looser look? Size up.